Opening my mailbox: shit what is that!
60 new messages. Super rad.
I didn’t seem to recognise anyone of them
It seemed to me just a bunch of spam.
How the fuck did they get my address
Spam! Spam! More porn again
Members area restricted access
Spam! Spam! Another one damn
Come on in and eat my ass
Spam! Spam! Forgot my pass
College girls are waiting for you
Spam! Spam! Fuck’em too
I opened a message: Enlarge your penis!
They call me a horse… I don’t need this
What the fuck. Let’s open these emails
And start enjoying these naked females